Not quite as cool as Peanut Butter Jelly Time, I know, but I think you'll be amused to see who said the following:
"I want to tell you something," he said. "... You cannot allow people to go around pointing at officials and yelling at them without technicals being called. That is just not allowed. So let's get some things straight around here and quit the double standard that exists in this league, all right?"
I'll give you a hint - he uses an American Express Card.
Check out Gregg Doyel's column for a superior rant on the subject of bullying officials.