Duke ends up nabbing Paulus

According to CNN/SI

Duke signed five players to national letters-of-intent during the early signing period, including two-sport star Greg Paulus, the school announced Monday. Paulus, a 6-foot-1, 180-pound point guard from Manlius, N.Y., is a consensus top 30 player and one of the top guards in the country. He averaged 23 points, seven rebounds, eight assists and three steals a game last season while leading Christian Brothers Academy to the Section 3 Class A championship. He also led the school to the New York state football championship this season and is considered by some to be the top high school quarterback in the class of 2005.

I don't care about Duke, but I do care that Paulus is trying to be Jeff Boschee's Single White Female.


Paulus: Greg Paulus SWFing Boschee?

Boschee: This can have a happy ending Greg, but we can never be roommates...