Mizzou Beer for sale on eBay

Don't ask me how I found this. Please. If you have 99 cents lying around, and are willing to pay $4.95 for shipping, this might be a great last-minute Christmas gift for that lovably ignorant Tiger in your life.

Mizzou Brew
From the description:

You are bidding on 1 Mizzou Brew Beer Can, The can is in Great condition and was opened from the bottom.

I guess that's only appropriate considering that most Mizzou fans' talk emanates from the bottom.