Dear Mizzou: You Owe Me $5

Brian Wacker of the Daily Kansan lowers the boom on Mizzou:

You guys have quit and it's an embarrassment. You're a terrible rival.

And you know what the worst part is? There is no silver lining here. You won't be better any time soon, which means we here in the Free State will have to stomach more games like Saturday's.

Beating you so badly is about as fun as drop-kicking a three-legged dog. Initially, it sounds fun, but once you've done it, you just wish the dog would've put up more of a fight.