These Duke kids are pure heart. You won't read it in the news, because Duke kids are so humble, but I have it on good authority that Duke's sophomore phenom (and all around great guy), Josh McRoberts, actually performed back surgery on himself. There's another rumor circulating that Duke players all get back surgery to insert an articulating joint halfway down their spines in order to make more dramatic their heroic attempts to take charges from opposing players.
But that's just a dirty rumor.
I - like Dick Vitale - choose to celebrate life. I predict that Dick Vitale will mention Josh McRoberts self-administered back surgery at least 20 times during the upcoming season on national TV.
Kids got heart and a brain, baby! What more could a girl want!