This may not work for all of you, because Google has like 150,000 servers, but it's working for me now, so do like Uncle Joey says and check, it, out. Shoot, he said cut, it, out. Well anyway, do this. Go to www.google.com.
Type in flesh eating death machine.
Click "I'm feeling lucky"
If all is right in the world, you should be taken to UT Athletics home page.
If you'd like to help make this stick and you have a blog or a website, create a link to www.texassports.com and wrap it around the phrase flesh eating death machine.
See...is not that easy? The wonders of the internets...