Truth in Advertising. . .

"Hi. I'm Roy Williams.

"When I was growing up in Carolina, I'd walk home from school with my friends. We would stop at Dean's Grocers along the way, and my friends would all buy a Coca Cola.

"I was being raised by my mom, who worked hard day and night just to make ends meet. She made just enough to keep a roof over our heads and food in our mouths. I knew she wanted to give me a dime every day, so I could buy a Coke like my friends. But she couldn't. Every day, I walked into that store without a dime to my name, unable to buy a Coke.

"So I stole Matt's."